snakeliam:

*jordan accidentally eats the cab driver’s m&m’s thinking it came with the ride and wanted to pay but the cab driver was pissed*
jordan: i asked you for-
jordan’s friend: dude, lets go
lyft cab driver: DUDE GET OUT. I AM (pause) A NICE PERSON AND YOU ARE REALLY BEING STUPID RIGHT NOW. i’m–i DIDN’T MEAN THAT. JUST– PLEASE. JUST GET. JUST PLEASE GO.
jordan: how–
lyft cab driver: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
jordan: –how. how much are the m&m’s?
lyft cab driver: why do you need to connect to somebody on this level? just get out and go get another ride. i don’t want to give you a ride. get out. you are wasting my time. i’m losing money. [in the background: ‘how much are the m&ms’?] ok, this is ridicuLOUS. SO RIDICULOUS.

— Jordan sounds like me , OMG , DBSJKS , POOR BEB , HDJSJD , jordan payton ,