gaydirectioner:

Justin Timberlake and David Beckham mixed their sperm and put it in their surrogate mother. Out came Liam Payne. They realized that from the success of their careers they could not care for their dear child, so they sent him to a loving family in Wolverhampton. Liam inherited his fathers talent of singing and his others fathers physical ability and became part of the biggest boy band of all time. 

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