What the signs do when you hurt them

myastrologyblog:

Aries: Go jogging, punch a wall, vent to a friend or get drunk
Taurus: Delete your number, delete you off fb, off snapchat (will still stalk you on their friend’s account and get mad every time you’re having fun)
Gemini: Write a 60,000 word novel on why you suck/ a self-help book for those who are hurting, publish it and become famous and rich
Cancer: Go through the 7 stages of grief, every hour
Leo: Tweet passive aggressive stuff & rely on their friends to back them up
Virgo: Dive into work and creature comforts and ignore you
Libra: Listen to sad music that will make them feel worse and beg all their friends to go out/spend time with them so they’re not alone
Scorpio: Say something really harsh to you that they don’t mean and secretly regret it later
Sagittarius: They will verbally annihilate you but it’ll all be true, then they’ll try and compete with you all your life making sure they’re one step ahead
Capricorn: Suffer in silence, vent to their friends, give you 50 chances then eventually blow up and start acting really really cold
Aquarius: Try and find out/understand why you did what you did, then they’ll leave and spend the time they used to spend on you on their hobbies or friends
Pisces: Create a suggestion blog on tumblr and vagueblogs about you. Gets tumblr famous

— I literally did this , Taurus ,